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♪

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(woman) ♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪

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♪ THIS FUNNY THING ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪

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♪ JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ♪

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♪ ITS MYSTERY? ♪

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♪ WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ♪

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♪ A FOOL OF ME? ♪

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♪ I SAW YOU THERE ♪

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♪ THAT WONDERFUL DAY ♪

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♪ YOU TOOK MY LOVE ♪

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♪ AND THREW IT AWAY ♪

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♪ AND SO I ASK THE LORD ♪

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♪ IN HEAVEN ABOVE ♪

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♪ WHAT IS THIS THING ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE? ♪

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♪ CALLED LOVE ♪

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(both moaning)

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(moaning continues)

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(moaning continues)

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(both panting)

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SO...

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A DRAGON.

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IT'S LIKE A...
BIKER BITCH CHOICE.

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WHAT DOES IT EAT?

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MEN'S DREAMS.

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UH-HUH.

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WHAT?

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OH. THIS IS NOT THE JOCELYN
I KNOW.

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YOU DID THIS ON A WHIM?

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WELL, MAYBE YOU LIKE THE JOCELYN
YOU DON'T KNOW

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BETTER THAN THE ONE YOU DO.

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BEFORE I RESPOND, WHICH ONE
AM I TALKING TO RIGHT NOW?

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YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG PERSON.
I AM NOT EVEN HERE.

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I AM IN A PLACE OF BLISS.

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THAT'S WHAT YOU DO TO ME,
MICHAEL.

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MMM.

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(moaning)

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(doorbell rings)

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FUCK. (sighs) MY MOTHER.

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SHE'S HALF AN HOUR EARLY.

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IT'S 7:45.
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?

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I TOLD YOU. SHE'S TAKING ME
ON A SPA WEEKEND IN SAN DIEGO.

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I'M NOT LIFTING A FINGER
UNTIL SUNDAY.

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BET YOUR MOTHER WILL FEEL
RIGHT AT HOME WITH THAT DRAGON.

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(growls)

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HEY.

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(both moaning)

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GO.

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OH. THANK YOU.

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THANKS.

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(grunts, clears throat)

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YOU ALL RIGHT, LUTHER?

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OH, YES. JUST... REACTING
TO THE PRICES OF THESE ENTREES.

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$125 FOR A STEAK?

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RELAX, LUTHER.

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YOU'RE GOING TO EXPENSE THIS
TO MY FATHER ANYWAY.

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WELL, I TAKE UMBRAGE.

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I WONDER WHAT THEY CHARGE
FOR THAT.

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IT'S KOBE BEEF, LUTHER.
MM-HMM.

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IT'S GENTLY YET THOROUGHLY
MASSAGED BY HAND,

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AND SOMETIMES EVEN BY FOOT.

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MM, MM, MM.

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FOOT, HUH?

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OH, THAT'S REMARKABLE,
DON'T YOU THINK, LUTHER?

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(giggles) OH, YES.

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(chuckles)

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LUTHER. (speaking Javanese)

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(speaking Javanese)

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(grunting,
continues speaking Javanese)

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UHH.

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WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT
YOU'RE SPEAKING, LUTHER?

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IT'S JAVANESE.

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UH, YOU MEAN... JAPANESE.

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NO, JAVANESE.  FROM JAVA.

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AH, AND, UM,
WHAT DO WE KNOW OF JAVA?

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IT'S WHERE THE LEGENDARY FOSSIL
OF JAVA MAN WAS FOUND.

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OH, FANTASTIC.

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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH
A FOSSIL BUFF, DARLING.

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(both chuckle)

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GO ON, LUTHER.

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FOR... GOD SAKES. ELABORATE.
WELL...

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WELL, TO NO ONE'S SURPRISE,

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AND GIVEN
THE ABUNDANT RAINFALL,

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THE RICE FIELDS IN JAVA
ARE AMONG THE...

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WETTEST IN THE WORLD.

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REALLY? HOW WET?

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SOAKING.

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SOAKING.
(whimpers)

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(laughs) OKAY, WELL, HONEY,
LET'S GET SOME BEEF, HUH?

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(dish clatters)

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THAT DINNER WENT ON
FUCKING FOREVER.

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I THOUGHT LUTHER WOULD NEVER
SHUT UP ABOUT JAVA.

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LIKE I GIVE A BROWN DOUGHNUT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT WAS THE BEST TIME
OF MY MARRIAGE TO PEMMIE?

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THE YEAR SHE WAS IN PRISON
FOR TAX EVASION.

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MY COCK FINALLY GOT A BREAK.

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THE WOMAN IS INSATIABLE.

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SHE'LL GRIND ANY MAN DOWN
LIKE A PIECE OF WOOD ON A LATHE.

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BEFORE I MET HER,
I REALLY LOVED SEX.

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BUT SHE JUST WORE ME OUT.

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SO WHY DO I STAY WITH HER?

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(chuckles)

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'CAUSE WE GOT SOMETHING
TOGETHER.

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DO NOT MENTION THIS TO MY COCK.

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SHE'S DRIVING MUCH CALMER SINCE
THE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.

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YOU ACTUALLY ASKED
TO COME ON A RIDE-ALONG?

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DID YOU KNOW
SHE WAS DRIVING?

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MICHAEL WANTED TO SEE WHAT I DO
WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER

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TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER.

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(speaking indistinctly)

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HEY, PRESTON.

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THE BIG GUY--
ISN'T THAT LINDELL?

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FUCKHEAD NEVER LEARNS.

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DOWN, MICHAEL, DOWN!

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(siren wailing)

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(tires screech)

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YOU GET LINDELL.
I'LL GET HECKLE AND JECKLE.

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STOP, OR I'LL SHOOT!

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(gunshot)

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LIZ!

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STAY IN THE CAR!

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(panting)

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HEY, HEY, HEY! JEEZ!

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DIDN'T I TELL YOU
TO STAY IN THE CAR?

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OHH!

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RELAX.
(laughs) I'M NOT DEAD.

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UNIT 407,
WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN.

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PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE WOUND
RIGHT HERE.

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RIGHT THERE.

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STAY HERE.
I'LL GUIDE THE AMBULANCE IN.

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(panting)

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YOU GLAD YOU CAME? (panting)

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PUT SOME PRESSURE
DOWN THERE. (groaning)

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N-NOT SO HARD.

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OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY?

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ME? NEVER BETTER.

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JUST A FLESH WOUND.
(laughs)

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(siren wailing in distance)

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(gasps)

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(seagulls crying)

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HEY.

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OH.

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MMM.

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MMM.
MMM.

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HOW YOU DOING?

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FINE.

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YEAH?

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NOT THE FIRST TIME
I'VE BEEN SHOT.

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HOW MANY TIMES?

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COUPLE. WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
LIFE, DEATH, AHH.

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(chuckles) YOU'RE FAR
TOO MELODRAMATIC, YOU KNOW THAT?

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LIZ, YOU WERE SHOT.

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I'VE BEEN FULL OF HOLES
FOREVER.

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WHAT'S ONE MORE? (chuckles)

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HEY. COME HERE.

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HEY, YOU WERE SHOT.

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HEY. BUT NOT IN THE MOUTH.

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(both moaning)

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COME HERE.

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OHH.

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(computer alert playing)

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UGH. I GOTTA GO GET THAT.
IT'S THE OFFICE.

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(sighs deeply)

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(alert continues playing)

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Ah, there you are, Michael.

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Hello, Michael.

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How's the franchise agreement
coming along?

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A LOT... FASTER
NOW THAT I DECIDED TO DRAFT IT

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on my dad's boat.

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NOW I NEED IT
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, HMM?

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AH, IT'LL BE THERE.

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Michael,
I want you to meet someone.

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Say hello to the reason
you are working so hard.

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Mirella Brenetti.

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Buon giorno, Michele.

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BUON GIORNO.
IT'S AN HONOR.

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I HAD ONE OF THE BEST MEALS
OF MY LIFE

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at Ristorante Brenetti
in Florence.

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AH, PERFETTO.

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I WILL HAVE MY HUSBAND
PREPARE YOU

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UN PIATTO COSI SPECIALE

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AT THE NEW BRENETTI'S
LAS VEGAS.

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CIAO, MICHELE.
CIAO!

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(taps key)
(giggles)

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DON'T EVER DO THAT... AGAIN.

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I'M GONNA GO HOME.

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NO, YOU DON'T.

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THERE'S NO ONE THERE
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

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I DON'T NEED ANYBODY
TO TAKE CARE OF ME.

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AH. THAT'S WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT.

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THAT'S WHAT WHAT'S ABOUT?

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YOU CAN'T STAND ANYBODY
LOOKING AFTER YOU,

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SHOWING YOU SOME CONCERN.

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YEAH? SO?

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HEY.

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MMM.

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WHEATGRASS.

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OH! IT TASTES LIKE MY MOUTH
HAS JUST BEEN MOWED.

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(sighs and coughs)

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WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THERE,
DARLING?

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IT'S NAKED CHARDONNAY.

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MMM.

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IT'S PERFECTION.

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MMM.

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PERFECTION--
THAT'S FUCKING GREAT.

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(laughs) YOU SHOULD WRITE
WINE REVIEWS, MOTHER.

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DID I TELL YOU
A GARDENER SAW US?

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ME AND MICHAEL IN THE BEDROOM,
NAKED.

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(laughs)
HOW MUCH DID HE SEE?

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WE WERE IN THE AFTERGLOW.
MM?

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MICHAEL IS QUITE A LOVER.

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WELL, I'M SURE I'M TRANSGRESSING
SOME FREUDIAN BOUNDARIES,

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BUT YOUR FATHER
IS NOT SO BAD.

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HE COULD TURN PRO.

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WHY, THERE'S THIS LITTLE THING
THAT HE DOES--OHH!

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OKAY, MOTHER. T.M.I.
T.M.I.

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YOU BROUGHT IT UP.

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I BROUGHT UP ME,  NOT YOU
AND MY FATHER THE... PRO.

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WELL, POINT IS,

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THANKS TO YOUR DAD'S SKILLS
AND STAGGERING SPERM COUNT,

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YOU'RE HERE.

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WE SHOULD CELEBRATE
THE MAN AND HIS PENIS.

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YOU SAID "PENIS."

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I DIDN'T JUST IMAGINE THAT.

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MY ASTHMA HAS
A WHOLE NEW TRIGGER NOW.

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YEAH. IT'S GIRL TALK.

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TRYING TO BOND.

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(chuckles)

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(sighs) THIS PLACE IS NICE.

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A CHANCE
TO FORGET WHO WE ARE.

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YOU NEVER WANNA DO THAT.

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THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE
OUT THERE

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READY TO DO IT FOR YOU.

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(sighs)

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(ice cubes rattle)

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WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT?

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(sighs) 7:00.

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MEANS YOU'LL BE IN FLORENCE
BY MID-MORNING.

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REMEMBER WATCHING THE SUNRISE
TOGETHER WHEN WE FLEW BACK?

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I'VE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME
WITH YOU, ARTHUR.

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HMM?

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WE COULD HAVE THIS
ALL THE TIME.

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THAT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING.

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(seagulls crying)

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(sighs)

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00:14:39,767 --> 00:14:41,900
HEY, REMBRANDT.

250
00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,133
YOU'RE BLEEDIN'.

251
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:46,767
AREN'T WE ALL?

252
00:14:46,767 --> 00:14:48,467
(chuckles)

253
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:51,200
YOU MUST BE
MIKEY'S NEW FRIEND LIZ.

254
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,567
I'M VIC.

255
00:14:54,166 --> 00:14:56,467
SHOT OR STABBED?

256
00:14:56,467 --> 00:14:58,533
SHOT. IT'S THE FLESH WOUND.

257
00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:01,934
I GOT A MILLION OF THOSE.
THAT'S WHY I ACT THE WAY I DO.

258
00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,767
(laughs)

259
00:15:03,767 --> 00:15:06,300
YOU HUNGRY?
YEAH.

260
00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:08,200
COME ON.

261
00:15:12,166 --> 00:15:13,433
TUNA FISH.

262
00:15:13,433 --> 00:15:17,100
MY SPECIALTY.

263
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:20,700
TO BE HONEST,
I EAT IT FOR THE MERCURY.

264
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,333
FIGURE ONE DAY, IT'LL MAKE
MY COCK LIGHT UP IN THE DARK.

265
00:15:23,333 --> 00:15:25,867
(chuckles) THAT'D BE GREAT.
YOU CAN READ IN BED.

266
00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:28,500
I'LL HAVE TO BUY A BOOK.

267
00:15:28,500 --> 00:15:32,567
(laughs) MICHAEL'S TOLD ME
ABOUT YOU.

268
00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:35,700
MM. WHAT'D HE SAY?

269
00:15:35,700 --> 00:15:37,800
THAT HE WISHES
HE WAS MORE LIKE YOU.

270
00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:40,700
BAD IDEA.

271
00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:43,333
THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME
TO GO AROUND FOR EVERYBODY.

272
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,800
(chuckles)

273
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:49,734
UM, SO... YOU DON'T CARE
THAT MICHAEL'S SEEING ME?

274
00:15:49,734 --> 00:15:51,533
A GUY WHO'S ENGAGED?

275
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:55,300
I BELIEVE IN THE THEORY
OF MAGNETIC NORTH.

276
00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:57,633
NO MATTER WHERE YOU THINK
YOU ARE,

277
00:15:57,633 --> 00:16:01,834
WHERE YOU THINK YOU WANNA BE,
YOU'RE DRAWN TO MAGNETIC NORTH.

278
00:16:01,834 --> 00:16:06,400
AND YOU, MY DEAR,
ARE MAGNETIC NORTH.

279
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,633
(chuckles)

280
00:16:08,633 --> 00:16:12,333
HEY, UM, THANKS FOR LETTING ME
STAY ON YOUR BOAT.

281
00:16:12,333 --> 00:16:15,500
ANYTIME, AND IT'S A YACHT.
OH.

282
00:16:15,500 --> 00:16:17,300
YOU THINK I'D SPEND
THIS KIND OF MONEY ON A BOAT?

283
00:16:17,300 --> 00:16:19,600
(laughs)

284
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:24,433
UM... VIC, I SHOULD--
I SHOULD GET GOING.

285
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:25,700
WHAT? WHAT? I'M JUST
GETTING TO KNOW YA.

286
00:16:25,700 --> 00:16:27,400
WHERE DO YOU HAVE TO GO?

287
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:28,667
HOME.

288
00:16:28,667 --> 00:16:31,266
WELL, PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.

289
00:16:31,266 --> 00:16:32,767
STICK AROUND HERE
MUCH LONGER,

290
00:16:32,767 --> 00:16:34,600
I'LL JUST END UP
MARRYING YOU.

291
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,600
OH. (laughs)
WHAT'S YOUR RING SIZE?

292
00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:38,500
(both laugh)

293
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,867
COME ON.
FINISH YOUR LUNCH.

294
00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,367
YOU CAN DO THAT.
OKAY.

295
00:16:46,367 --> 00:16:48,500
(sighs)

296
00:16:48,500 --> 00:16:50,734
(knocks on door)

297
00:16:50,734 --> 00:16:53,567
AH. MICHAEL, MEET HANSINE.

298
00:16:53,567 --> 00:16:57,667
IT MEANS "GOD IS GOOD"
IN NORWEGIAN.

299
00:16:57,667 --> 00:16:59,367
(Norwegian accent)
I LOVE YOUR CUT,

300
00:16:59,367 --> 00:17:03,367
BUT IF YOU EVER WANT IT
CLOSER AND TIGHTER, CALL ME.

301
00:17:03,367 --> 00:17:05,567
SHE WON A TROPHY

302
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:08,400
IN OSLO
FOR BEST SIDEBURN DESIGN.

303
00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:13,133
LONG IS BEST, BUT THEY MUST
ALIGN WITH THE LIPS

304
00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,734
TO BE TRULY ALIVE.

305
00:17:14,734 --> 00:17:18,467
SO, HOW'S LIFE ON THE HIGH SEAS
WITH DIRTY HARRIET?

306
00:17:18,467 --> 00:17:20,600
SHE'S GETTING THERE.
MM.

307
00:17:20,600 --> 00:17:22,834
YOU BELIEVE THIS?
SPENT ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT

308
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:26,200
WORKING ON THE BRENETTI
FRANCHISE AGREEMENTS FOR ARTHUR,

309
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,767
AND HE'S NOT EVEN HERE?

310
00:17:27,767 --> 00:17:30,433
HE WAS IN A WEIRD FUNK
THIS MORNING.

311
00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:32,734
HE SAID...
"DID YOU EVER THINK

312
00:17:32,734 --> 00:17:34,734
"SOMETHING WOULD GO ONE WAY
IN YOUR LIFE,

313
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:37,533
"AND THEN WHEN YOU'VE DISCOVERED
YOU ARE WRONG,

314
00:17:37,533 --> 00:17:40,133
IT SHOOK THE PRIMAL ORDER?"

315
00:17:40,133 --> 00:17:42,233
HE SAID THAT?
MM.

316
00:17:42,233 --> 00:17:43,834
YOU THINK HE'S COMING OUT?

317
00:17:43,834 --> 00:17:46,266
I HOPE NOT. HE DOESN'T HAVE
THE WARDROBE FOR IT.

318
00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:48,900
VERY TRUE.

319
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:50,600
(chuckles)

320
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:54,433
I AM THE LAST LIVING ACOLYTE
OF THE SWAMI AMRAVATI

321
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:57,667
WHO WAS, AS YOU ALL KNOW,
WAS THE GREATEST PROPONENT

322
00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:00,467
OF THE 10-HOUR ORGASM.

323
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:06,266
I WAS HIS LOVER FROM 1951 TO '53
AND THE INSPIRATION

324
00:18:06,266 --> 00:18:10,834
FOR HIS FIRST BOOK, "THE RIGORS
OF ENDLESS PLEASURE."

325
00:18:10,834 --> 00:18:13,600
I REMEMBER THE SUMMER WE MET
AT HIS SEASIDE RETREAT

326
00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:17,133
IN JAMMU AND KASHMIR.

327
00:18:17,133 --> 00:18:19,233
IT WAS THERE THAT HE TAUGHT
THE ANCIENT SECRETS

328
00:18:19,233 --> 00:18:22,467
OF BREATH CONTROL
AND CLITORAL LEVITATION.

329
00:18:22,467 --> 00:18:27,166
THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY HE DIED,
BUT I WAS THERE.

330
00:18:27,166 --> 00:18:30,600
AFTER HE AND I HAD
AN ALL-DAY LOVEMAKING SESSION,

331
00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:36,667
THE SWAMI HAD AN 11-HOUR ORGASM
AND SIMPLY DEMATERIALIZED.

332
00:18:36,667 --> 00:18:39,767
NOW THAT'S... AN ORGASM.

333
00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:50,834
OHH.

334
00:18:50,834 --> 00:18:53,500
MMM.

335
00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:55,667
OHH.

336
00:18:55,667 --> 00:18:59,433
(moaning)

337
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,133
WOW. AHH.

338
00:19:02,133 --> 00:19:05,633
(sighing and moaning)

339
00:19:07,767 --> 00:19:09,266
(gasps)

340
00:19:09,266 --> 00:19:11,767
(moans)

341
00:19:19,834 --> 00:19:22,066
OHH.
(gasps)

342
00:19:22,066 --> 00:19:26,166
(both gasping)

343
00:19:29,700 --> 00:19:33,367
(panting)

344
00:19:42,367 --> 00:19:45,233
MM! OH, GOD!

345
00:19:45,233 --> 00:19:48,867
AHH! MM.

346
00:19:48,867 --> 00:19:50,633
(sighs)

347
00:19:50,633 --> 00:19:51,867
(laughs)

348
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:55,333
(sighs)
YOU DO ME IN, COUNSELOR.

349
00:19:55,333 --> 00:19:56,633
(gasps)

350
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:58,200
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

351
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:03,533
I'M WOUNDED,
BUT I'M MOTIVATED.

352
00:20:03,533 --> 00:20:04,800
MMM.

353
00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,200
MMM.

354
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,767
I'D LIKE TO FALL ASLEEP
NEXT TO YOU.

355
00:20:14,767 --> 00:20:17,367
I'D LIKE THAT, TOO.

356
00:20:17,367 --> 00:20:19,567
OKAY.

357
00:20:28,133 --> 00:20:29,767
HOW'S THE PAIN?

358
00:20:29,767 --> 00:20:32,567
PAIN IS FOR PEOPLE
WHO FEEL PAIN.

359
00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:36,333
I MET YOUR DAD TODAY.

360
00:20:36,333 --> 00:20:38,900
OH, YEAH?
HE HIT ON YOU?

361
00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:42,333
HE TALKED TO ME.

362
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:43,934
THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM.

363
00:20:43,934 --> 00:20:45,667
HMM.

364
00:20:45,667 --> 00:20:48,300
EVERYONE HAS SIDES.

365
00:20:54,633 --> 00:20:56,300
(Liz grunts)

366
00:20:56,300 --> 00:20:58,166
FUCK!

367
00:20:58,166 --> 00:21:01,233
(grunting)

368
00:21:05,300 --> 00:21:07,367
(panting)

369
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:08,667
HEY, YOU OKAY?

370
00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:11,200
GET AWAY.
LIZ.

371
00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:14,400
GET AWAY!
OKAY, OKAY.
WHAT'S GOING ON?

372
00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,700
I DROPPED MY LAST PAIN PILL,
AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT.

373
00:21:16,700 --> 00:21:20,700
AND I'M IN FUCKING PAIN.
SO JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!

374
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:22,900
I'LL HELP YOU FIND THE PILL.

375
00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:24,600
GET THE FUCK OUT!

376
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,433
HEY! HEY, CALM DOWN.

377
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,700
STOP IT.

378
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:31,834
(whimpers)
OH, OKAY.

379
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:33,767
COME HERE. COME HERE.

380
00:21:33,767 --> 00:21:35,433
(grunts)

381
00:21:35,433 --> 00:21:37,433
LET'S LIE YOU DOWN,
AND I'LL FIND THE PILL.

382
00:21:37,433 --> 00:21:38,834
(clatter)

383
00:21:38,834 --> 00:21:41,767
IT'S OKAY.
PAIN BUILDS CHARACTER.

384
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,533
YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?

385
00:21:43,533 --> 00:21:45,333
NO.

386
00:21:45,333 --> 00:21:46,633
GUESS.

387
00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:47,934
(grunts) KENNEDY?

388
00:21:47,934 --> 00:21:49,700
NO.

389
00:21:49,700 --> 00:21:53,567
IT WAS MY MOTHER,
TWO MONTHS BEFORE SHE DIED.

390
00:21:53,567 --> 00:21:57,667
SO IT DIDN'T BUILD CHARACTER
AT ALL. IT JUST... KILLED HER.

391
00:21:57,667 --> 00:22:00,367
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
LIZ. YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.

392
00:22:00,367 --> 00:22:03,367
IT WASN'T MUCH OF A STORY.

393
00:22:03,367 --> 00:22:06,734
SHE WAS FINE, AND THEN...
THEN WE BURIED HER.

394
00:22:06,734 --> 00:22:08,433
(sniffles)

395
00:22:09,734 --> 00:22:10,934
I'LL FIND THE PILL.

396
00:22:13,233 --> 00:22:15,467
OH, GOD, I HATE YOU
BEING SO NICE TO ME.

397
00:22:15,467 --> 00:22:17,567
I KNOW.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO.

398
00:22:17,567 --> 00:22:18,900
OH, I KNOW.

399
00:22:20,533 --> 00:22:22,467
(under breath) FUCK.

400
00:22:22,467 --> 00:22:23,734
(exhales deeply)

401
00:22:25,567 --> 00:22:29,600
(cell phone rings)

402
00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:31,266
HI, STRANGER.
HI.

403
00:22:31,266 --> 00:22:32,734
What are you doing?

404
00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:36,166
UH, WORKING LATE.

405
00:22:36,166 --> 00:22:38,433
HOW WAS THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER
WEEKEND?

406
00:22:38,433 --> 00:22:41,900
MM, THE PERFECT PEDICURE
SOLVES EVERY PROBLEM IN LIFE.

407
00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,667
YOU HAVE PROBLEMS?

408
00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:46,133
WE HAD A BLAST, GOSSIPING,

409
00:22:46,133 --> 00:22:47,533
eating like crazy.

410
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:50,433
I mean, the place took forever
to get to,

411
00:22:50,433 --> 00:22:55,400
AND SOME OF THE WOMEN THERE
WERE JUST... OFF THE CHARTS.

412
00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,233
Here's a tip.

413
00:22:57,233 --> 00:23:00,300
Never get into a mud bath
next to a divorcée...

414
00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,900
(speaks indistinctly)
HUH? I'M LOSING YOU.

415
00:23:03,533 --> 00:23:05,467
HEY, CALL YOU TOMORROW.

416
00:23:09,300 --> 00:23:11,533
(sighs)

417
00:23:11,533 --> 00:23:13,900
HEY, OKAY, OPEN.

418
00:23:13,900 --> 00:23:16,667
(pants)

419
00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:21,667
(pants)

420
00:23:22,867 --> 00:23:24,433
(gulps)

421
00:23:24,433 --> 00:23:26,166
(bottle cap clicks)
MM.

422
00:23:27,533 --> 00:23:30,367
(giggles) THANK YOU.

423
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,900
MM.

424
00:23:35,900 --> 00:23:55,934
MM. OW.